the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH…
Yush the dutch people have it too and I know that because I’m dutch :D
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
If Tatiana Maslany wins the Golden Globe, she should have each clone say something in her acceptance speech.
"Yeah, this is bloody brilliant, I uh-"
"I mean, it’s not a huge surprise, I DID play Eliza in-"
"What she means to say is that this is so far out, it’s way cool-"
"Tank you for shiny objeekt, eet would make eeksilent weapon"
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you
Listen I’ve been the first to defend Harry throughout the bandana, butterfly tattoo, sparkly boots, little white shorts, greasy hair, etc. but my spirit is dead and that dangly cross earring killed it
the post makes me think of one harry but your url makes me think i missed a book
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"